The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.
Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."
by vicast115 January 23, 2019
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The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.
The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.
All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died
Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away
Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away
by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011
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For example: The woman in front of you at the gas station/coffee shop/ family restaurant line wearing an outdated windbreaker, some grungy, saggy sweatpants, usually with an outdated hairstyle that is unkempt. Looks like she was probably doing some housecleaing, or perhaps painting her living room. Alas, this is her everyday attire. You speculate, that perhaps she is homeless, or at least low-income. Unfortunately, she's just lazy and doesn't care about her appearance.
For example: The woman in front of you at the gas station/coffee shop/ family restaurant line wearing an outdated windbreaker, some grungy, saggy sweatpants, usually with an outdated hairstyle that is unkempt. Looks like she was probably doing some housecleaing, or perhaps painting her living room. Alas, this is her everyday attire. You speculate, that perhaps she is homeless, or at least low-income. Unfortunately, she's just lazy and doesn't care about her appearance.
by disgruntledfemale February 24, 2008
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Get the Schlumpa mug.When a food is so incredibly good you can do little to resisit it. If you get a craving for a scrumpdillyumptious food you tend to salivate at the mouth ferociously and uncontrollably, your want for this food will stop you at nothing to get it. Once you are digesting this food, your taste buds turn into orgasmic nevres and the experience turns into an almost life changing ordeal. Dopamine may actually be released (depending on experience or level of srumpdillyumptious-ness) in the brain. Scrumpdillyumptious-ness is individual, what may be so good to you, might not be the same for every one else. You cannot force scrumpdillyumptious-ness on other people but you can encourage them to a new experience. Scrumpdillyumptious is usually used with cereal and homemade treats such as crunchy munchies but can be anyfood you want it to be. May apply to objects as well.
Crazy Cravers changes drastically when he wants his scrumpdillyumptious honeycomb cereal.
The Silly Rabbit loves his srumpdillyumptious Trix.
The Silly Rabbit loves his srumpdillyumptious Trix.
by seevs May 15, 2005
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