a serious mental illness. a valid point. however, it is becoming clear that some instances of schizophrenia can be explained as the perfectly natural response of a sensitive, open-minded, deep-thinking, intelligent human being to being surrounded by braindead idiots in a society that wants you to be a braindead idiot, and punishes you for thinking for yourself.
Doctor: So, Louise, we believe you're suffering from schizophrenia. Tell us more about these delusions. Tell us why you believe you shouldn't have to wake up early every day to go somewhere you don't want to go, just so you can do something you don't want to do and don't even care about when you actually get there.
Liam: Because this is the only life I get you fuckin stupid little cunt.
Liam: Because this is the only life I get you fuckin stupid little cunt.
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Get the schizophrenia mug.Condition commonly mistaken for MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder). Schizophrenia like the name suggests means a split, but not a split in personality. Schizophrenia is a split in perception that causes an individual to become detached, isolated and remote from reality and from the rest of society. A person experiencing schizophrenia might see things in a way that he can only understand. He might also experience hallucinations such as hearing voices and seeing things, paranoia, feelings and thoughts of persecution and feeling like he is in another world.
I'm borderline schizophrenic.
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Some of the symptoms include hearing voices, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, attaching unusual significance to normal events, unusual fixed personal beliefs (delusions), lack of concentration, and insomnia.
Some of the symptoms include hearing voices, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, attaching unusual significance to normal events, unusual fixed personal beliefs (delusions), lack of concentration, and insomnia.
Megan Fox claims to suffer from schizophrenia.
None of the people who have defined schizophrenic thus far know what it actually means.
None of the people who have defined schizophrenic thus far know what it actually means.
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Get the schizophrenic mug.Schizophrenia that happens in the kitchen. When one (usually a woman) has hallucinations inside the kitchen of others cooking
person one: "Have you seen that uncle ben's bistro commercial that aired on the television last night? It showed a woman hearing a kitchen inside her microwave!"
person two: "yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her crappy microwave rice"
person one: "that woman must have had woman schizophrenia"
person two: "yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her crappy microwave rice"
person one: "that woman must have had woman schizophrenia"
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Get the Woman Schizophrenia mug.Psychiatry. Also called dementia praecox. a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: emotional blunting, intellectual deterioration, social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations.
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Paranoid Schizophrenia
Putting blame on someone that knows nothing from nothing, Schitzophrenia Paranoid Schizophrenia
Putting blame on someone that knows nothing from nothing, Schitzophrenia Paranoid Schizophrenia
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Get the Paranoid Schizophrenia mug.Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.
by Wsop01 February 15, 2010
Get the Shitzophrenia mug.A disorder that causes the victim to see the characters from the videogame Among Us in everyday objects.
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