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Scissor Skype

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.
I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.
by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012
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One-Armed Scissor

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007
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scissor run

An event that is considered "almost bad-ass" or "not quite bad-ass"; running with scissors. (In place of a verb)
Holy sh*t! That guy just totally scissor ran that handy-capped parking spot with his motorcycle!; Woah! Dude, you can't just scissor run that guy with your car! There was a stop sign there!; OMG!! I just scissor ran that fire hydrant... even though it was only two feet tall.
by ETON SOUPE January 26, 2015
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prison scissoring

when two men scissor just as two lesbians would. a prison favorite
i got aids from prison scissoring that convict
by lil kid fucker January 14, 2020
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Shitsolve

A shitsolve is a substandard solution to a problem no one wants to solve but is sufficiently effective enough to fool a few people into the notion that the problem is temporarily resolved. Shitsolves have a tendency to pop up again in the most unexpected and unplanned ways cascading a subsequent river of shit on unsuspecting people.
"after weeks of procrastination and finger-pointing, the team delivered a shitsolve to meet the deadline, but everyone knew it was destined to came back and haunt them and anyone who touched it in the future."
by EuphoricOrange March 27, 2023
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butt-scissoring

The sexual act of intercourse where upon two men intertwine their legs and rub their buttholes together, similar to the sexual act of intercourse where upon two women intertwine their legs and rub their vulvas to each other.
I just got done butt-scissoring with Earl, it feels soo good!!
by fageet February 7, 2009
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scitocran

hey look a that scitocran
by tpprentice March 4, 2011
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