Scion

A Toyota car that you can point and truly laugh at. The most popular of the Scions is the xB model, which looks like a box with four wheels.

I saw a parked Scion and I craped on it.

by Semispozzle June 7, 2004

Scion

The car looks like a fucking hearse. When I first saw someone in my town driving this ugly vehicle, I thought he was going to a funeral.

I can buy an old hearse from a car auction, add two extra seats in the back, give it a new paint job, put in a new engine, and it would look EXACTLY like the Toyota Scion, but half the price.

by sarcastic May 19, 2004

Scion

A sweet whip from a fresh new company. Under $20,000 and hot off the press. They can be dressed up for flash, or down low for speed. Models include: tC, xB, xA.

tC - A car featuring panoramic glass sunroof.
xB - A square with wheels.
xA - A more round xB.

Yo Mo! That kids got a crazy Scion!
Man! His Scion is PIMP!
Thats a snasty Scion!

by Adam1027 May 14, 2007

Scion

The old reach around but on another dude...I know it's gross but true

That car salesman gave my buddy the olllld scion

Instead of go **** yourself, go Scion...it's worse, think about it

by Idontlie23 September 30, 2009

scion

A car which can easily be mistaken for an abandoned fridge when parked.

Person 1: Now look, someone's left out a perfectly good metallic purple fridge.

Person 2: Is it a frigidaire?

Person 1: No its a scion XB "xtra brisk".

by Estehbahn July 3, 2006

scion

family of toyota cars.

scion xB was made a box so it could fit the square entrances of parking garages in japan

by Haaan February 13, 2007

scion

A new car company that is an offshoot of the Toyota/Lexus family. Cars are referred to as "boxes on wheels". They are actually fully customizable when you buy them and are quite inexpensive.

Screw you! xB's are cool!!

by only$19.99,less s+h January 10, 2004