Schwemp

A Schwemp... A gypsy child of questionable parentage, has facial hair no matter how little the amount, is at least bordering on overweight and has next to no social skills and will likely give birth to further Schwemps as it is a dominant gene. Believed to have evolved from Dale farm, backwards

Plural - Schwempi

Singular - Schwemp

Context - "Look at that (those) dirty schwemps (schwempi)

"That caravan is a schwemp hive"

"We're going to norfolk"..."Do we need the schwempicide?"

"That bloke has webbed hands"..."Probably a schwemp"

by Jackson Harenberg September 26, 2012

Schwump

The noise made when when placing a condom on a penis in a non- "lovey-dovey" way.

She was so eager to get him inside her she placed the condom on him with a loud schwump.

by skipbee April 22, 2010

schlompoofa

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.

I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

by yourfavoriteoprahhh May 28, 2018

schlomp

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008

schwombo

A blind paedophile wombat, commonly found in southern Tasmania.

"Schwombo dat you there!?"
"Best get on your knees now Schwombo!"
"Schwombo can't see so good no more!"
"Shake n' glaze Schwombo!"

by ThETrUtHBoUtWoMbAtS September 27, 2018

Schlompin’

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

by Heffae June 25, 2019

schlompa

a cheese wagon, acording to most.
or bitch, in german.

I wanna eat some of that schlompa!
Kyle, your a schlompa, suck me.

by raygun August 14, 2006