alter schwede

German: Slang for "Dude!"

1: Guck dir die Wolke an! Riesig, oder?
2. Alter Schwede!
1: Ja Mann!

by RubbelDieKatz July 10, 2017

schwade

to make someone uncomfortable enough to share whatever they have with you. Such as to stay at someones house long enough for the host to feel like they should ask you to stay, and then eat all their food after they are asleep.

Friend: Hey, can I schwade up on that bag of chips?
You: You need to get your own man.

or

I could hear him in the kitchen schwading up on all my food after I went to bed!

by victimofhim February 28, 2013

Schpident

It is the saliva left on your face after an unsuccessful spit.

After the protestor spat in the Policemans face, he was embarrassingly left with obvious schpident.

by Bubbsy April 10, 2013

schnide

A scoreless, hitless or winless streak. A team or player gets off the schnide when the streak is broken.

After starting the season 0-5, the Raiders got off the schnide with a win over the Cardinals.

by j-nine October 30, 2006

card schwipe

Rubbing your hand down in between a woman's legs when your hand is open; like an ATM card in a cash machine.

I gave your girlfriend a card schwipe when she was talking to me at the club.

by kegger69 November 21, 2009

Schwid

A synonym for the word cool. It originates from the French Alps and is a slang word used by snowboarders and Biggins.

Frank's board is totally schwid!!!

Frank pulled off a double backflip, it was soo schwid.

Biggins ate some schwid ribs!

by Adam Rowden January 26, 2009

Schweded

The act of forwarding on an email to a recipient that was definitely not intended to receive said email. Forwarded email generally contains derogatory information or comments about the recipient.
To be truly Schweded or recieving a Schweding the sender has to give zero f's when confronted about the forwarding

I was sick of him emailing me about his issues with Beth so I SCHWEDED him and forwarded her his latest email for comment. or
He has been schweding me for months forwarding all of my emails about Marty straight to him

by The Schwedes October 8, 2017