Schweppe's

1. the greatest soft drink ever. The ginger ale though, the other ones are substantially less amazing.
2. amazing, godly
3. Used to yell and make other people feel awkward around you

1. Chung- I don't think Schweppe's is that good, guys
Woody- You're not that good.

2. BT- I'm feeling like a new bottle of Schweppe's right now.

3. Boss- SCHWEPPE'S?!

by thebossman91 January 23, 2008

schweppe

Racial slur referring to Jews meaning filth, dirty, evil, etc.

Schweppes are money grubbers.

by Mora November 28, 2007

schweppe

When blood rushes to the schwantz and causes it to be firm. Also known as a boner, stiffy, or washington monument.

"Grandpa, have you ever woke up in the morning and had a giant schweppe?" The boy asked his grandfather.
"Not any more son." He replied, staring remorsefully at the empty bottle of Viagra pills.

by chestertontreasure June 19, 2009

Schweppes

Another word for "Shit"

Schweppes Head
Oh Schweppes
Holy Schweppes

by rmsmartboy July 29, 2014

schweppes

Schweppes:

Cultdrink from Germany since 1783,

Schweppes is a bitter lemon, like tonic water, you can also use it to mix drinks like wodka-schweppes.

- Let's get some "Schweppes"
~ What's that ?!
- A tight cultdrink from Germany, bitter lemon taste

by Flint Ranch May 14, 2006

Schweppes

A tasty drank. One that was first made in 1783. A lemon-lime type flavor. Just looks like a german beer. It's good for when your sick

"I'm thirstier than the devil's vagina!"
"Than yo drank of choice be SCHWEPPES!"

by Charlie Mcnarlie March 19, 2008

Schweppes Swallow

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.

Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"

by Webcke August 9, 2009