schwerpin

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match

Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"

by The Schwerper February 24, 2008

Schweppin'

Shorthand for 'schwepping', a common southern exclamation.

Bro: Here, have an extra Dr Pepper.
Me: Schweppin' my dude!
Bro: No problem, so by the way, is you're mom still single?
Me: My mom? :'(

by Fat Cock Gamer February 17, 2021

schuepped

The state of being very drunk, acting crazy, hammed, out of control, highly intoxicated, wasted

Everyone partying in that garage was schuepped.

by MegRon February 25, 2010

Shweppes cu ma-ta

Schweppes cu ma-ta is a romanian video in which a drunk guy slaps a reporter in a hospital after he notices he is laughing at him

Am baut schweppes, shweppes cu ma-ta
Eu cu ma-ta am baut…schweppes

by danbarosan3 January 30, 2022

schlepper

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.

We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.

by mrdobolino November 29, 2012

Schwappy

Of poor quality, a contraction of "schwaggy" with "crappy."

Man, this schwappy iPod broke after six months!

by Bongloard April 23, 2008

Schwemp

A Schwemp... A gypsy child of questionable parentage, has facial hair no matter how little the amount, is at least bordering on overweight and has next to no social skills and will likely give birth to further Schwemps as it is a dominant gene. Believed to have evolved from Dale farm, backwards

Plural - Schwempi

Singular - Schwemp

Context - "Look at that (those) dirty schwemps (schwempi)

"That caravan is a schwemp hive"

"We're going to norfolk"..."Do we need the schwempicide?"

"That bloke has webbed hands"..."Probably a schwemp"

by Jackson Harenberg September 26, 2012