schween

n. a dork, an idiot

Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!

by Ryan Elle May 9, 2010

Schween

a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a nostril

His co-workers laughed when they found out Dave had a schween

by felonius November 16, 2006

Schweezing

(noun)- A dance move, in which the dancer moves their butt up and down, "dropping it low" while they shake their butt side to side and gyrate their calves. Akin to twerking, but meant to be funny.

"Damn, did you see that girl schweezing?"
"Yeah, she bad, she bad, lmao she's hilarious."

by Red Lettuce April 10, 2013

schweetie

an abuse of the word sweetie.
a term of endearment; expressing affection; a term that indicates love, and sometimes used as a plea to achieve one's will.

Garrett: Schweetie! Don't be mad at me.. I loooove you
Stef: Ugh, okaaay...
Garrett: So, do you still love me?
Stef: yes baby

by yo bebe May 20, 2005

Schweeties

Another word for marijuana, chronic, weed, etc.

"I am picking up some schweeties later then heading out for a sesh you coming?" said a random pothead.

by Street_Balla_21 December 1, 2006

Schweebie

A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.

Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.

by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018

schpeeling

1. The action of speaking quickly with much energy.
2. The action of imparting Interesting information.

see schpeel
see schpeeler
see schpeeled

1. She had the habit of schpeeling all day long.
2. We were all wiser after hearing him schpeeling to his friend on the phone.

by Schpeeler May 28, 2003