schwank

someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.

girl: yo. what up?

guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.

girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.

by barT May 2, 2003

schwank

one of the many ways to express pleasure during sexual activities. good for explaining your actions afterwards.

person1: errr schwank schwank... eee-rr eee-rr owwww!
person2: dilililoop! dingdong!

by yoshi February 27, 2004

schwank

A funny part or humoristic, in a comedy play.

by Harold Arthur Schwank A October 9, 2003

Schwank

To Defecate whilst masturbating

eg "I had a banging schwank last night-sorted me right out"

by Doug Swallows August 22, 2007

schwank

The act of crumbling up used paper and shooting it into a garbage class. Usually done in school.

Hey Cara, watch me schwank this in the garbage!

by Branden Panico January 5, 2008

Schwank

An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.

Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.

Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?

Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.

by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

Schwank

Sitting and wanking with your friends

When you tell your boys to come over and you sit around doing nothing, your schwanking.

by schwanker101 June 13, 2025