scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Scrumpy Gill

A bit a lad who can’t keep his hands off his Ladies’ apples ;)

That man Roman is a bit of a “scrumpy Gill” if u ask me.

by Heisenberg96 December 18, 2019

schtumpy

Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.

“I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”

by Grecokurd January 10, 2022

Scrumpy

1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious

Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

schummy

The combination of the odor of shit and cum throughout a small room or other venue.

After farting during oral sex, the room had a schummy smell to it.
i.e. El Pescado's room in college

by Predator6 July 27, 2009

Scrumpy Neckin'

-Adjective used to describe when someone falls asleep in an upright position, most commonly in a public or semi-public environment. You are able to observe the "scrump" (folds/rolls of excess skin) of the neck as their head falls forward or to one side.

In many circles of friends the act of scrumpy neckin' is an open invitation for public humiliation and shameful photo opportunity. Especially when one is caught scrumpy neckin' with shoes on.

Yeah, I saw him in that comfy chair in the living room scrumpy neckin' like a fool... he must be exausted!

by Merf McGurf March 3, 2011

Scrumpy for Kevo

Australian slang meaning "broken," "suspicious" or "dirty." General negative term.

I dunno mate, I took a look at the ute that bloke was selling but it was a bit scrumpy for Kevo.

by ABBOK May 6, 2011