Amy Schumer is funnier than you

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.

Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*

by DrMurrao June 6, 2018

Sccubeeque

1. When a male sits down and accidentally sits down and one or both balls get caught, resulting on him sitting on them. (Potentially causing a lot of pain)

2. Masturbation with a burrito.

I just sccubeequed so hard!

Last night I sccubeequed so much on that burrito...

by AuntieJulieMama66 November 30, 2018

Amy Schumer

Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.

Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*

by Barndar October 20, 2016

schubes

to be a bitch
the act of being a bitch

Don't to be a schubes.

by mattv28 February 27, 2009

schuepped

The state of being very drunk, acting crazy, hammed, out of control, highly intoxicated, wasted

Everyone partying in that garage was schuepped.

by MegRon February 25, 2010

schaubed

when a quarterback ends a football game by throwing an interception that results in his team losing the game

With ten seconds left on the clock, the quarterback schaubed the game.

by Scruffy Nina December 6, 2013

Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school

A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are

"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"

by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019