What is this schmootz on my shoe?
by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009
Get the Schmootz mug.A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.
Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".
by WordBaron September 1, 2009
Get the Schootch the Hole mug.The act of being so stupid that the person calling you on your stupidity can't handle using real words anymore. Much like talking to a cat.
by Jason Rapps December 3, 2007
Get the schtoopid mug.The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.
by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006
Get the schtooping mug.by NineSix February 23, 2010
Get the Schootch over mug.Girl: " No schmootzin' "
Boy: " Okay... "
*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*
Boy: " Okay... "
*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*
by Schmootzer December 17, 2010
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