Schmootz

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.

What is this schmootz on my shoe?

by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009

Schootch the Hole

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!

The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".

by WordBaron September 1, 2009

schtoopid

The act of being so stupid that the person calling you on your stupidity can't handle using real words anymore. Much like talking to a cat.

Way to pass English class... schtoopid....

by Jason Rapps December 3, 2007

schtooping

The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.

George wasn't at the golf course like he said he was but rather was schtooping his neighbor's wife.

by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006

Schootch over

Get closer to your lover.

Cozy up to your mate.

"Babe, schootch over here and hold me." "Schootch closer."

by NineSix February 23, 2010

Schmootzin'

Rapidly engaged in squeezing one's butt cheeks, and such

Girl: " No schmootzin' "
Boy: " Okay... "

*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*

by Schmootzer December 17, 2010

schmootz

dirt; filth

The floor was covered with schmootz

by Liana June 15, 2003