schteve

The lowest order of burbery cap-wearing townie. Probably drives a Nova, almost certainly reads max power magazine, definately owns elizabeth duke jewlery. Can be found in the vicinity of other people called schteve, will usually depart after repeated punching.

"Y'aright Schteve?"

Yeah Schteve, how's it goin' Schteve?"

"Check out the big bore on ma Nova Schteve."

"Ah, nice one Schteve, looks reem Schteve."

Fucking pikeys.

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

schmeeve

the perfect name for a hairless cat.

Wow I love my cat schmeeve.

by papadixx November 30, 2020

shteeve

a scary aggressive uncle usually with the name steve.

everyone has a shteeve, they come in many different shapes and sizes

by ch3q April 23, 2023

Schpeeve Monkey

A man who has so much back hair that he appears to be the missing link between apes and human beings. This is often times most noticed at the beach and in public pools and also in the north eastern part of our nation due to the cold weather. Schpeeve monkeys are also generally overweight and at least middle aged.

"Is that a bear that fell into the pool?"
"No, it's just a schpeeve monkey."

by G-Rider September 23, 2008

Schteve

An intelligent poster on urbandictionary.com

While some views may differ, he represetns them fairly without ignorance, rather than the ever-so-common flaming that generally occurs among UD.com goers.

Did you see Schteve's definition of America? Brilliant, I say, brilliant.

by Avalon October 1, 2003

Schteegen

verb: Schteegening
noun: Schteegen, Schteeg

1. the innate ability to be triggered by everything despite being white

2. an intense hatred of fun

women: america is literally the worst country in the world
Educated women: stop being such a Schteegen

by AblitzernamedChaotic October 12, 2017

SHTEEVE

Someone whos cheeks need clapping

Shteeve you lookin like a whole meal lemme clap them cheeks

by SHTEEVEDADDY6969 November 6, 2019