schoolsickness

A feeling generally obtained at the end of the summer, when summer has gotten boring and old, and one is ready to return to school and see people they haven't since June.

Man summer's getting old and I havent seen Chris or Rob all summer. I sorta want to start the year. I have a case of schoolsickness I guess.

by Matt0912 August 22, 2009

Schoolicide

Suicide as a result of excessive homework, bad grade(s), your teacher being a dick, etc. In other words, when you kill yourself because school just really fucking sucks and you can't take it anymore.

He committed schoolicide because he failed math.

by MKCH May 5, 2019

anti-schoolmetic

The hate of school and academia in general

I'm going anti-schoolmetic. School sucks.

by Bob Jonesy June 15, 2007

schoolsick

(adj.) The feeling you get when you're tired of school. Symptoms include nausea, boredom, sleepiness, and lack of motivation. Cured with rest. You don't want to go to school but you have to.

She was so schoolsick, she couldn't finish her homework.

by student808 November 20, 2009

schoolet

A young human bound by the rules and laws of middle school or elementary.

"Look at the wee schoolets catching the bus home!"

by Bruh-dude September 29, 2021

Schoolteachertits

Slender or slim girl in her mid-twenties with saggy tits.

often has no clue, her tits are not as firm as they should be.

no guy has ever told her they hang like wet socks, to her face. Therefore believes her uncooked pancake dough is as hot as all other breasts.

"yo, Stacy always talking about a real man being handsome, tall and with a big D"

"that's a lot nerve for 23 year old, with Schoolteachertits"

by Ijudgeyourboobsnotyourperson July 26, 2022

Schoolicide

A suicide at school

Get down from the window Timmy! Don't do a schoolicide

by ET creator November 26, 2024