Schofing

The act of leaving a heterosexual relationship after a substantial number of years to be in a homosexual relationship, and claiming to have been homosexual all along I.e been living a lie.

My husband left me for another man, I can’t believe it. He has been schofing all this time.

by sjg1991 February 15, 2020

Scroning

The act of itching an itch so deep that you moan.

1. I told the bitch she better go take care of her yeast infection when I caught her scroning in the mcdonald's ball pit.

by TheBovineAvenger February 14, 2012

schoting

the act of an obese person eating so fast that they make loud breathing noise as they cant catch up, they are eating the food so fast as to inhale it.

Nik quit schoting your food!

by Fat Fucker May 27, 2005

schooning

to be needlessly upset or overcome with anger after someone makes a valid point.

Terry was schooning from his talk with Micheal

by thokasgoldbelly November 15, 2020

schoing to ghoul

How it actually feels to a young person when just starting out in his education.

If kindergarten teachers and other faculty would actually take the time and effort to truly make beginner-students feel welcome and unafraid, it would feel a lot less like "schoing to ghoul" to said shy/timid youngsters.

by QuacksO July 8, 2021

Schofing

To use ones over estimated celebrity creds to cut in front in a long queue.

Dude, we been queuing for 10 hours to get in and he comes along Schofing into the line. Needs to be a bit more Beckham.

by Sassenach Exile September 16, 2022

Schooning

To raise and activate the sail known as the "schoon." Commonly used by amateurs with aspirations of sailing but are poor and live landlocked so they're best attempt is in using nautical terms in their everyday life.

Once I graduate and my industry is booming, I'll be schooning.

by Harold Bungus September 14, 2023