A noetic, genius detective who likes astronomy, screenwriting; perhaps known to be rude; his attributes would match with Sherlock Holmes.
by Cosmonaut Mercy February 20, 2022
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For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
by JonnyPee February 8, 2020
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A gay ass school. The teachers swear this school good asf. All the teachers there rude asf and dress code u and yell at you for everything. The bitches there rude asf and loud. The bathroom stay smelling like fucken weed and half the girl’s gay but stay sayin they straight. There’s a 99% chance 2 girls are fucking in the bathroom or there’s someone getting there dick sucked. The Asians there ain’t shit they act like they all that and only hang out with other “Asians” even if they ain’t. Half the girls there already lost they virginity while the sixth graders think they the shit. Some kids swear they was raised in the ghetto and swear they know how to fight till it’s time to and they pussy off. The niggas there musty and don’t know how to shower and swear they dick big. Peoples nudes are constantly air dropped and don’t even get me started on some of those god damn cheerleaders.
Some kid: aye you know schofield middle school
Another kid: oh ya didn’t they just sum nudes air dropped the other day?
Another kid: oh ya didn’t they just sum nudes air dropped the other day?
by Yourmom8484 September 28, 2019
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jon: im a lesser you sorry bro im a bit of a jonathon schofield
jon: im a lesser you sorry bro im a bit of a jonathon schofield
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Oh look Geoffrey verity schofield is running while editing his next YouTube video on Greg turkesterone doucette.
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