schnozzle

1. noun; a shortened term for douche nozzle. a person whom exhibits real douche-like behavior or commits real douche moves on a regular basis.

Dont talk to my wife, she's being a real schnozzle.

by MeanPinkFluffy November 18, 2011

fooger schnozzles

A term of frustration or indearment depending on the context

Mary: The market is down today.

Chris: o fooger schnozzles :-(

Mary: I got an A on my test!

Chris: your a fooger schnozzles!! :-)

by yankeefan8326 April 29, 2008

The act of grabbing your dick (like a fire hose nozzle) right before you’re about to cum and blowing your load into her nose (or her schnoz).

“Hey Becky, you okay?”

“I don’t know, Brad gave me a fire schnozzle last night and now my eyes burn and I think my brain might be pregnant...”

by Brokenhavarti January 3, 2019