Schnitzel

Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..

1.*police sirens

Yells, "SCHNITZEL"

2. *at restaurant

Wrong order, "Schnitzel'

Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"

*Face palm

by TjEnkins4548 October 30, 2011

schnitzelize

To prepare into schnitzel form.

The cook schnitzelized the meat for dinner.

by German123 November 17, 2009

Schnitzel

Delicious german food

I want to eat schnitzels all day

by thefugitivenooneknows February 21, 2014

Schnitzel

It is a word that can be used instead of a bad word.

EX: Oh my schnitzel

by trendyhipster03 September 07, 2017

schnitzel

A line of cocaine, usually done on the tip of a key.

Let's go to the bathroom and do a huge schnitzel!

by jgw899 June 21, 2009

schnitzel

1. scaredy cat wimp coward

2. loser/nobody
3. idiot
4. a german persons dick

1. ARE YOU A MAN OR A SCHNITZEL?
2. your just a schnitzel
3. your such a schnitzel
4. mmm this schnitzel is great

by platypussy_licker May 03, 2019

schnitzel

Ach du liebe! Vehais essen mine Weiner schnitzel du ashluck!
"Oh my God! You ate my Weiner schnitzel you asshole!"

Du huntsknoken, vehais essen mine schnitzel du alte coo!
"You dogdick, you ate my schnitzel you old cow"

by Mike the Grrman May 18, 2016