Schnitzel

Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..

1.*police sirens

Yells, "SCHNITZEL"

2. *at restaurant

Wrong order, "Schnitzel'

Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"

*Face palm

by TjEnkins4548 October 29, 2011

schnitzelize

To prepare into schnitzel form.

The cook schnitzelized the meat for dinner.

by German123 November 17, 2009

Schnitzel

Delicious german food

I want to eat schnitzels all day

by thefugitivenooneknows February 26, 2014

Schnitzel

It is a word that can be used instead of a bad word.

EX: Oh my schnitzel

by trendyhipster03 September 8, 2017

schnitzel

A line of cocaine, usually done on the tip of a key.

Let's go to the bathroom and do a huge schnitzel!

by jgw899 June 21, 2009

schnitzel

1. scaredy cat wimp coward

2. loser/nobody
3. idiot
4. a german persons dick

1. ARE YOU A MAN OR A SCHNITZEL?
2. your just a schnitzel
3. your such a schnitzel
4. mmm this schnitzel is great

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

schnitzeled

Often used as a verb or action word referring to the act of theft.

Milan: "someone totally schnitzeled my 7 dollar bag of fuckin chips"

by Jamesclay16 November 24, 2017