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schneb

(Also spelt shneb) An extremely large nose protruding from some unfortunates face. It's overall size and stature mean it cannot be put into the same bracket as a nose and so it becomes a whole new body part, known as a "schneb".
"Look at the size of that schneb!"
"Schneb!" (normally accompanied by pointing)
"With a schneb like that I'm surprised you can get the motorcycle helmet on!"
"For the last time, I do not have a schneb! It is a Roman nose!"
by Gr8 January 17, 2008
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shnerb

SHNERB (al-ko-hol) noun

1. a shnerb is one who frequently paints their arse green and runs around on a flag pole thinking it is a flying broom stick. you can casually find them at your local barbeque parties shouting "WHERE'S MY FUNZIES TOY, HERMI-ONE?!"

2. a flanimal that Ricky Gervais had created with his wife
ellis, "Hey, do you remember that shnerb who crashed your BBQ party?

roonie, "Yer, I think it hit my balding dad with a stick threatening him with the avada kedavra curse"
by ironically misspelled September 6, 2011
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schneby

an extremely obese chick with red/orange hair, a mole, and bi-polar proclivities
that crazy ass schneby be all up in that wizzle's grill
by bizzle a. schnizzle April 26, 2009
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Schnebit

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shnerble

Shnerble is when you rub the side of your balls after a build up of sweat with your index finger and hastily swipe it across the top lip of a passer-by whilst shouting the word Shnerble and running off.
"Omg! you should of seen his face when I caught him with a Shnerble. It must of smelt so bad!"
by Coops12345 June 29, 2017
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schneeble

verb to schneeble
1. said whilst performing an involentary act of retardation
2. used to discribe ones unforseen spazmic movements/actions

can also be used to refer to a person or being who "schneebles" a lot
often said with an accent, extending the "ee" sound to "schneeeeble"
Emily "schneeble" *whilst twitching*
India "omg did you just twitch?"
Emily "Aha! Yer"
India "Ahhh your such a schneeble sometimes!"
by DrRossGeller June 16, 2009
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Schnerdling

Slang term for a restroom, courtesy of Tom and Ray from CarTalk. Pronounced "SHNURD-ling", and based on a mis-read of the word "Scherdling", which was seen on a bathroom sign in Iceland.
"I need to go use the Schnerdling"
"I have to go take a Schnerdle"
by SgtKashim October 16, 2008
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