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schanizzlebits

a word that can be referrenced when you have nothing to say, in place of a curse word.
Oh schanizzlebits!
by Melissa Eddy Brown March 11, 2011
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Schnaffle

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner
You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!
by alexander21 November 17, 2010
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schnarple

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.
An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.
by C. Garbe December 25, 2007
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Schnozzle

A Schnozzle is when you sneeze and a large amount of snot (also known as bogies or nasal mucus) is produced from this sneeze, either into a tissue or into your own hands. This is not regarded as classy in the upper class world.
"Ewwww Don't sit next to John! He just Schnozzled!
by Doddeh June 10, 2013
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schnabled

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.
"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."
by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014
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Fo schizzle my nizzle

"bro I can hook you up"
"Fo schizzle my nizzle"
"I got you"
by fo chizzle October 27, 2015
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schnizzle

Can be used in to replace ANY other noun and has therefore it can have almost any meaning.
You are the schnizzle! What is this schnizzle? Please put some schnizzle on my tacos.
by Schnizzle1 September 18, 2013
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