Schnautzing

(verb) to schnautz

Casual shopping with friends for nothing in particular

“I’m so excited to go schnautzing this afternoon at the thrift store with the girls!”

"I saw those two schnautzing at the market yesterday afternoon."

by Chattha November 6, 2019

snatched sister schnauze

Yet another catch phrase used by YouTube creator James Charles. It refers to the contouring of the nose bridge making it appear ‘snatched’ or thinner.

There you have guys a snatched sister schnauze.

by Beyoncé’schild June 29, 2018

Schnauzer

A type of dog which is notable for it's prominent beard and eyebrows.

The Schnauzer is a German breed, and there are miniature, standard and giant variations.

Colours include:

Black, Silver, and 'Salt and Pepper' (variety of grey), Salt and Pepper being the most common.

Miniature Schnauzers are usually family pets and are classed as terriers in the United States. They were originally bred as ratters.

Standard Schnauzers are also family pets.

Giant Schnauzers are often used as police dogs. A Giant Schnauzer reached the finals in the 2004 British Dog Show, Crufts, in the Working Dog Category.

The new police dog was a giant schnauzer.

Miniature Schnauzers were bred as ratters.

by Gunther August 31, 2004

Trouser Schnauzer

Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.

Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.

Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.

by SexRobot July 26, 2010

Schaudenfreude

The act of gaining enjoyment from another person's misery.

Dude! Slow down, let me rubber neck that fatality car accident and catch me some Schaudenfreude.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Schnautzerwhop

1. The act of airhumping extremely hard in public areas.

2. The act of putting your arms forward and pulling them back, at the same time as having your butt back and then pushing your hips outward (as if you are humping the air. The motion you make with your hips is also known as pelvic thrusting).

"Did you see me schnautzerwhopping in that parade? I totally knocked over the whole entire drumline."

"Dude, I just created sonc vibrations with my schnautzerwhopping."

All the bitches love it when I schnautzerwhop.

by Kapain Kick Ass November 19, 2011

Schnaufeln

A word germans use to describe a state of weather between snow and sleet.

German: Oh nein, it‘s schnaufeln again! I don‘t like zis!

Foreigner: Wtf is schnaufeln?!

German: It ist hurting ze head and is wet! Ze worst type of rain! Gib rainshield!

by Hehasthehighground March 16, 2021