Schmuged

Blacked out drunk.

Dude you were totally schmuged last night!

by Snatemonster February 19, 2018

schmudied

Giving up on life and all that it means

The man schmudied himself into thinking he was going to graduate

by Mailme unger June 4, 2009

Schmude

A fried pickle.

Hey, did Sarah send you those nudes?
Nope, but she sent me a schmude in the mail.

by Schmudex0x0x May 16, 2011

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

shmudge

this can be telling someone to budge over or get out of your way.

"shmudge over" yep yep

by ME_A_RANDOM_FREAK_YAYZ March 10, 2008

schmurgen

a word used in positive confirmation of information, similar to affirmative.

Also used as a means of confirming comprehension of such information.

Jenny performs oral sex on Bjorn and when she finishes she wants to know if Bjorn enjoyed it, so Jenny says, "Schmurgen?" and in response Bjorn says,"Schmurgen."

by Schmurgen March 1, 2009

schmugel

cum color anal discharge usually presant after anal sex. schmugel

rudy had schmugel running down his leg after the fed ex guy left. schmugel

by kreeper6677 March 5, 2009