Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

by Matans February 25, 2010

Schuckin' it

To leave work a few minutes earlier than the actual end of official business without notifying a supervisor.

I'm Schuckin' it today, I have to get to the vet before it closes.

by Archibald the Bassist October 8, 2009

Shucking Fit

fucking shit

Holy shucking fit!

by Secret Agent: Dog November 13, 2014

shucking

A slang term used in the Data Hoarder community to describe the act of buying an external hard drive for a discounted price and extracting the actual HDD inside for use in a desktop computer or a server.

Drives acquired in this manner are often significantly cheaper than if the HDD was bought as a standalone product off the shelf.

Dude, you won't believe this, I bought this external HDD yesterday, shucked it and the drive inside is like twice the price of this whole thing. I saved like a 100 dollars! Shucking is awesome!

by Jacobss April 27, 2019

schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

by The Fly February 9, 2004

pearl shucking

Opening and pulling back the pussy lips to expose the clit for direct tongue stimulation.

I licked her pussy till she was good and wet, then went in to pearl shucking her clit for some more intense attention. This immediately made her cry out, "oh fuck, oh, tongue fuck my fuckin' cunt! I'm your little fuckin' whore!"

by J.D.G. brj May 30, 2009

schlicking

When a girl masturbates.

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!

by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010