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Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.
by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008
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Schmidles

Pron. 'Shmi'dels'

One half of Schmidty.

Noun describing the coolest couple in the city of Cape Town, they made being in love cool. Everyone wants to be like them and everyone else wants to hang out with them.
"Those Schmidles are just too hard to get in with!" says Vernon.

"Oh i know Mr Koekemoer.. ive been trying for years and only now have I cracked the nod!!" responded Wendiwe.
by Prof. Heinz Klaren March 19, 2008
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Schmidtin’

To live life to the fullest. Eat pizza and clap cheeks. Lift the gut, slide in there, beat it up, and Swayze. Schmidt it and quit it.
“Hey what are you getting into tonight?”

“Oh you know, might fuck around and do a lil Schmidtin’”
by Monkey Sack August 24, 2019
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schmidley

king of all kings, the nacho cheese connoisseur, master of twerk, the nightmare, chocolate thunder, david goggins daddy, owner of the human race
Daddy! Schmidley just twerked on me in fortnite
by David Cockins June 28, 2023
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Schmillizidado

Schmillizidado, aka "OTTA_HD," is that quirky Brawlhalla player who's trapped in the Gold tier for all eternity.

A wild Schmillizidado has a knack for sneaking up behind you, and their unpredictable tactics?

Well, let's just say they're not exactly top-notch but still acceptable.
save me Schmillizidado!!!
by Sushic8t September 21, 2023
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Schmidiot

N. someone possessing the quality of insane idiocy. not only are they ridiculously stupid, they are so stupid that when you call them an idiot, you feel the intense need to add another sylibil in order to convey their idiocy to them.

this word may also be abreviated into "schmid".
1) Bill - "wow, i didn't know that The Hills was actually scripted and not a reality show at all."

Ted- "Really, Bill? Everyone knew that. You're such a schmidiot."
by Tayloptimist July 7, 2011
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Schmidling

The performing of unneeded and somewhat laborious tasks in an inefficient manner.
Person 1: Dude, I just dusted off all the objects in that room and it took like, 3 hours

Person 2: Wow, That's a lot of Schmidling
by Edison1234 August 14, 2009
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