schmiffy

a word to describe something fantastic.

ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.

by mosley88 March 31, 2009

Schweffe

The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.

Gary: Did you just spot that nobber walk past wearing the Barbour jacket and wellies?

Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.

by Johnywadd June 15, 2012

Schweffing

The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.

Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.

Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!

by schweffatron3000 March 10, 2011

schmeef

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

by tracispaci January 26, 2006

Schmuffle Bag

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

by Notjeep November 30, 2011

schmmfff

Essentially used as a placeholder for different words depending upon the situation. Although widely used, few understand its original meaning, which has led to its widespread use. Although only allowed for use by veterans, many rooks and weaksauce non vets try to attain schmmfff status.

Live to Schmmfff
Hey have you schmmfffed yet?
awww schmmfff!

by S. McGee December 28, 2005

schweff

A Muff Diver.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.

Teacher: "Where's paddy?"
Boy: "He's over at margarets"
Teacher. "f*cking SCHWEFF!"

by Fr Gabby November 19, 2006