schmeeg

A female who enters the party normally univited who is as ugly as they come..She is the token girl at every party who wears revealing clothes to find a little action when everyone at the party and often her knows that she will find none and that she will end up at the end of the day at her own place eating ice cream and watching tv and further progressing her schmeegness. Schmeegs are a serious problem and they effect all parties ranging from middle school dances to college frat ragers.

Tim-What the hell is that girl wearing? that shit is disgusting.
Rizzos- damn schmeeg....disgusts me.

by JV recruit of FFB November 9, 2010

schmeegin bees

Smoking a bowl of fine bud with a group of close buddies.

"Dude G-reg we have been schmeegin bees to much to go shred"

by Adam Cooper March 23, 2007

Schmeeglepuffin

A popluar German tv show for children.

-They are basically German Telitubbies.

--They look mostly like colorful. awkward, fat, teddy bears.

A nick-name for little girls.

Oh, Liz, you are such cute little schmeeglepuffin.

by I'mserious September 1, 2009

Schmeegled

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

by murdevil November 28, 2004

schmeepy

Totally disgusting and creepy. Needs to be castrated. Brochery-wearing. See schmeep.

Watch out- Schmeepy Warren is coming after you!

by Roberto the Wonder Llama April 21, 2005

Golden Schmeeg Award

When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.

"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."

"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."

by loryyy June 25, 2009

Schmeegan

A Keegan that is so cool is name has to be changed

Yo dude that Schmeegan on tv last night was so lit

by Messyysniper June 12, 2018