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wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*
by TattooZoo October 27, 2007
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schlanking

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
by Chooj April 2, 2021
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Schmack

word used to describe really good food
Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack
by caro$wag February 8, 2021
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Pain Schmain

Appending 'Schmain' to 'Pain' indicates complete nonchalance on the behalf of the utterer with regard to the promised, expected or forthcoming pain.

The idea being expressed is that Pain will affect him no more than Schmain would. There is no such thing as Schmain.
Macduff: You are entering a world of pain, boy.
Macbeth: Pain Schmain.
by redwind64 February 11, 2005
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Schalacking

To get the crap whipped out of you. EX: In a fight. Lop-sided battle describing the loser.
Man, you see that guy get his ass kicked? He got a real schalacking!
by Masta Ace October 25, 2003
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schmacked

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!
by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008
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schlicking

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!
by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010
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