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schleten

Schleten is a word you can use for things you find to be a combination of used and sexy, like a broken toy that's better because of it.

Can also be used in the way of saying it like "schletiga" it's a descriptive word usually used for a specific type of body part.
"Hey he looks schleten!"
"yeah man! He has some schletiga pattar!"
by EmptyMaskofStrings March 29, 2022
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schlumberdoodle

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.
My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.
by NonSequitur January 27, 2009
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schlater

A mix of " see ya" and "later"
dude calm down, schlater
by The Og From DA North May 4, 2005
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SCHLEYER

the shit pretty much. An old German name that has defeated countless amounts of bitches. Many girls are not able to withstand the Schleyer man.
you tell a girl you are a schleyer and she is on you like white on rice.
by MarkMack November 16, 2007
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Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
by Jsneezy June 10, 2009
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Schlummer

Someone who often schlums on themself.
Peson 1: I am such a schlummer. I schlame so hard all over myself!
Person 2: Oh? I also love schlumming, but I have never tried to schlum on myself.
by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023
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Schlumberjargon

A collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.
Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."

Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"

Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."

Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"
by vaeren August 27, 2008
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