Schnooking 

A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.

Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.

I was schnooking the love of my life last night

Schnooking mends all the problems in the world.

Schnooking by StudyGroupAlpha June 7, 2011

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

knuckle-deep in schlicking by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

schloking 

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!

After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!

schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

schmoking 

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

schmoking by lion777 June 11, 2003

shlocking 

The act of projecting objects out of a moving vehicle. Preferably Hugs, slurpees, or McDonald's sweet tea. The cheaper liquid the better.

Dude let's go shlocking in the heights! Okay, but Phil's driving this time.

shlocking by the shlockman September 25, 2013

Schlacking 

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.

"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010

Schlacking by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010

schlooping 

the act of sitting down on a hot day

Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.

schlooping by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008