schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall

Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.

by fliip3 January 21, 2022

schlormick

when anyone with last name mccormick does anything

Mr McCormick just schlormicked him

by schlormick April 29, 2023

schlorbinh

To do something extremely funny to a person of color

I'm going to schlorbinh all over this guy's family.
He did that very schlorbinh.

by bulgariafan28 June 16, 2023

Schlobster

Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.

Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.

That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!

by ketza December 2, 2007

schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

Schnorbitz

Street slang for cocaine (and occasionally used for other insufflated drugs)

"Come on geez, bang a bit of schnorbitz up yer bugle"

by Gregzy June 28, 2013

Schlarbing

When you have a devils three way and a girl eats your ass then makes out with the other guy without his knowledge of said ass eating

Dude I M going to try schlarbing Mike tonight when we bangTina, shit s gunna be hilarious

by Lemmetouchyou September 3, 2017