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schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.
i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.
by girl April 20, 2004
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Schloobing

tubing with 3 or more matching tubes, where tricks are pulled by seasoned professionals :-) such as, triple barrel rolls, quadhops, and jumps that clear over 10 feet.
google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.
by SchloobingQueen October 9, 2008
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Schloping

Noisy, distracting chewing while eating, usually because of picking food out of braces after each bite.
Jake you need to stop schloping, its annoying me.
by Lulzyw00ts November 18, 2009
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schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.
"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."
by IncognitoD July 5, 2009
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Schmoovian

A bearded beatnik fellow resembling Catweasel who listens to smooth FM
That Schmoovian loves playing a little Alexander 'o ' Neal to impress the ladies
by Beanziz October 12, 2011
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Schlopin’

Last night my mom caught be Schlopin’
by Heffae June 25, 2019
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Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet
I was schlorping last night alone
by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021
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