shlongbomb

When a man does not pull out in time of ejaculation

"Dude I was so drunk I let Pablo shlongbomb"

"Jesus does not believe in shlongbombing"

"Shlongbomb me daddy"

by CayBri February 7, 2017

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schlongtoberfest

a HUGE sausage fest, like Octoberfest but with just guys.

God its such a schlongtoberfest in here im not a fan imma go visit the ladies!!!

by drislyfe July 14, 2014

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Schlongnomaly

When a schlong defies the laws of penis in unexpected ways.

"Man that blasian guy was a schlongnomaly if ever I saw one."

by Dr. Schlongnomalous March 21, 2013

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1. The science, practice and art of penis measuring.

2. The collection of measurements that can be used to measure the male sex organ, including flaccid length, flaccid girth, flaccid volume, erect length, erect length, erect volume, turgidity, angle of inclination, circumcision status, MTBO (mean time before orgasm) and vein quotient.

Did you see the size of that guys earlobes? His schlongometry must be off the chart!

by BoneDaddyJive April 24, 2013

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SchlongBong

An insult to a person , relevant to a Blowjob dildo, you know , a toy just for sucking dick as it implies smoking on a SchlongBong is like smoking on a Schlong so smoking on a dick and uh, you know the rest.

"Oh shut the fuck up, SchlongBong."

by ibeatmameat August 28, 2019

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