by PuraVida May 26, 2005
the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.
Adam and Eve are having sex:
Eve; oh Adam(she screams)
Adam; (grunting)
(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)
Eve; oh Adam(she screams)
Adam; (grunting)
(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
by The WordMaster May 25, 2003
by schlockenberry April 04, 2007
One who is very hairy and ape like.
One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.
One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.
by nwblmx May 15, 2003
A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax
I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
by Metolius twonjohnson August 07, 2014
to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.
by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019