schlock

junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs

She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store.

by PuraVida May 29, 2005

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

schlock

The sound of a wet tennis ball hitting someone in the back

Person A: Hehe. See that guy down there.
Guy Dow There's Back: Schlock!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

schlock

Person who is full of BS, or generall a DB of the highest order

what a schlock, that guy is definitely a DB

by schlockenberry December 24, 2008

schlock

One who is very hairy and ape like.

One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.

Schlock scared the woman before molesting her.

by nwblmx May 15, 2003

Pad Schlock

A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax

I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them

by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014

schlock-back-a

to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.

"brah, let's go schlock-back-a-za at lugi's."

by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019