Schlob or Shree

Someone of unimportance, or an annoyance to yourself and/or others

Example 1
Person 1: Graham is sooooo annoying
Person 1: I know, he's such a schlob

Example 2
Person 1: Did you see what Liam did?
Person 2: Who's Liam? Must be a Shree

Schlob or Shree

by Hejdå2000s June 18, 2020

Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)

oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

by William, SleepingWith September 30, 2010

Schlob Knocker

Popularized by the Famous people David Fox, and John Tinker, another word for the popular handle you put on the back of your phone, “ The Popsocket”

“Bro john, did you see the new schlob knockers i put on the back of my phone?”

by Uncertaintyy January 17, 2019

Schlobbed

adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk

A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.

Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.

I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.

by AlexThePyro July 11, 2011

Schlob

A fat wet dirty shit

'I'm furious john'
'Why alexander'
'Cause Phil left a schlob in the pub toilet and clogged it'
'What a legend!'

by Joshnosh February 19, 2023

Schlob

To give an aggressive and extra wet blow job.

"Gotta give a dick a good schlob."

"Stop schlobbing on my cock! Leave me alone!"

by DreamyCreamy August 25, 2020

Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025