[schlob]

One Michelob Ultra.

pronounced: "Shhh-loooowwww-bb"

Other possibilities include: One Michelob Ultra Amber, or "Amber Schlob"

"Quit drinkin' all my fuckin' Schlobs I only bought a six pack"

"I farted in Lou's room, now I owe him a Schlob"

by Sir Admiral III January 14, 2009

schlob on a knob

to give head or a blow job to a guy

Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.

by Kal January 3, 2004

Schlob or Shree

Someone of unimportance, or an annoyance to yourself and/or others

Example 1
Person 1: Graham is sooooo annoying
Person 1: I know, he's such a schlob

Example 2
Person 1: Did you see what Liam did?
Person 2: Who's Liam? Must be a Shree

Schlob or Shree

by Hejdå2000s June 18, 2020

Schlob Knocker

Popularized by the Famous people David Fox, and John Tinker, another word for the popular handle you put on the back of your phone, “ The Popsocket”

“Bro john, did you see the new schlob knockers i put on the back of my phone?”

by Uncertaintyy January 17, 2019

Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025

Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)

oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

by William, SleepingWith September 30, 2010

Schlond poofa

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)

“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018