schlingy

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.

Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

Schlicky

1. Exceedingly slippery natural feminine lubrication or "wetness" caused by arousal.

2. Exceptionally pleasant tasting VJJ.

3. Tang juice of a high lickableness quotient.

That Schlicky is better than cherry pie.

I'd like to pack my ball bearings in her Schlicky.

You have the most lickable schlicky ever, Babe.

by Scarrath April 6, 2010

schliny

having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing

Guy1: Do you have any small jock straps?

Clerk: Yeah sure, hopefully it wont be too big for your schliny

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

shlinky

A girl that is very good looking

yelling out "shlinky!" mates look around to find the goods.
look! over there... Shlinky!

by Balltearer June 23, 2011

schtinky

an expression of affection. Indirectly used to say " i love you ".

Or an odd or cute way of saying "stinky".

"stop being a schtinky cunt."
awwww i love you too!

by end0777 April 28, 2022

Shlinky

Shlinky is the stringy nose goop that you snot rocket into your partners anus. Most popular in flu season.

Im on top of the world after marge turned up with the flu, she saved the night with the best shlinky ive seen in years... snot rocketing at its finest on shlinky.com.jizz.

by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

Schlonky

A gargantuan penis

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.

by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009