schlemiel

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

Schlenker

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

schlemiel

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006

SCHLEYER

the shit pretty much. An old German name that has defeated countless amounts of bitches. Many girls are not able to withstand the Schleyer man.

you tell a girl you are a schleyer and she is on you like white on rice.

by MarkMack November 16, 2007

Schlecker

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.

John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.

by D U February 3, 2010

SCHESSER

(Latin)Noun. He who shesses. May drive a dually truck when appropriate to provide schessing to his co-workers. Arrives early to work.

BILLY IS A MASTER SCHESSER. ONE WHO SCHESSES DAY IN AND DAY OUT.

by Biscuits 52 October 3, 2021

schiester

1. One who will one at all costs, using trickery if necessary.
2. A trickster.

That schister tricked me out of that win!

by The Raven January 25, 2005