Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Dirty Schlegel

To fuck a male chicken

Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!

by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010

Schmeegled

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

by murdevil November 28, 2004

schlagered

When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.

I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.

by linstrocity April 13, 2022

Schlegel

A sandbagging firefighter. A firefighter who thinks all emergencies are bullshit. When the bell sounds for a structure fire this guy will say, "it's bullshit" and find something to besides donning bunker gear and getting on the truck. Drive slow to emergencies in the hopes an ambulance arrives and does all the work prior to his arrival.

Ambulance crew: where were you sandbaggers we've been on scene for 10 minutes now.

Fire crew: yeah we schlegeled it.

by Dragon slayer 23 December 24, 2013

schmekeled

A state of inebriation reached when alcohol consumption is steadily and carefully maintained at extremely high levels over extended periods of time, usually not less than 12 hours.

I am so schmekeled right now!

by Mardock June 6, 2011

The Schlegel

Letting someone stick their thumb up another's anus.

she had the anus of a 7 yr old. I gave her the schlegel 78 times and she moaned for it.

by Wilt December 29, 2007