by Unshahlapped March 4, 2023
Get the Schlappedmug. To slap someone whilst they are staring into space with a wet hand esp one that has been licked by the owner.
Originated in Hitchin, Hertfordshire U.K. spelling is as the word is said to highlight the wet apsect ofthe sound your hand makes as it 'schlaps' your unsuapecting friends face and ruins his daydream.
also 'Schlapped'can be used for the past tense when retelling the story.
Originated in Hitchin, Hertfordshire U.K. spelling is as the word is said to highlight the wet apsect ofthe sound your hand makes as it 'schlaps' your unsuapecting friends face and ruins his daydream.
also 'Schlapped'can be used for the past tense when retelling the story.
#1 "Gus was just sitting there daydreaming and out of no where I schlapped him and he went mental and punched me."
#2 "one good schlap deserves another"
#2 "one good schlap deserves another"
by yourmotherthepope July 1, 2007
Get the schlapmug. JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!
by JJballer May 31, 2009
Get the schlappedmug. The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.
Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009
Get the schlappingmug. The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.
1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.
2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.
3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.
3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010
Get the Thunder Schlapmug. by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007
Get the schlong-schlappedmug. the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.
Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?
Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.
Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.
by Anonymous March 3, 2003
Get the schlap schlopmug.