Schkaboink

When a girl in front of you is leaning on you legs, and you open your legs quickly so she falls back into your lap.

Me and Kathy were sitting at a group picnic when I schkaboinked her.

by Commieslayer1776 October 3, 2021

schlarving the doad

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

by goraiders November 23, 2006

schaboinker

another term for a penis; also an insult to someone you hate

Man, Russel is such a schaboinker

by BH October 9, 2003

Shaboingus

A word used in anger that’s not a curse word so you can say it in front of your grandma.

That’s a load of “Shaboingus”!
Holy “Shaboingus” that’s a lotta pineapple!

by Shmeedle_Shmop November 7, 2020

schlobongalong

An extremely big penis

1. Damn, my schlobongalong is so big my girlfriend cant even fit it into her vagina
2. I can't even walk around town, because my schlobongalong is so big

by Bob Trat April 20, 2007

Schwabing Canaring Garber

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.

Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...

by Dwangerrr July 11, 2011

Shaboinger

A thick, long, veiny *one*

I pulled out my shaboinger, and she said, "WOW!"

by anonymous March 20, 2023