shimpawimpletintin

an old moronic person

"George is such a shimpawimpletintin, he doesn't even know how to use a microwave!"

by DR.Phil's grandad September 10, 2019

Schimanie

Schimanie is a special name for special women. Whenever you meet Schimanie - make sure you don't lose her again! Schimanie is an open and loyal soul, who always provides a good mood with her sense of humor. Her loving nature distinguishes her as well as her great compassion. A special strength is her ability to listen attentively without getting bored quickly.

But not only the inner values make Schimanie attractive - also her appearance is unmatched! With more curves than a Formula 1 track, she steals the show from every other woman in the room without consciously pushing herself to the spotlight. It happens all by itself - and that is sometimes even uncomfortable for her. So she's modest, too. Whenever you encounter Schimanie: Keep her!

Damn, Schimanie is a fine girl.

by bailabailabaila_remix November 23, 2021

Schimpfarian

A high class member of the whales at sea world. This specific classification of whale has a endless pit called the stomach. The favorite food of the whale is the sea biscuit. Sometimes for fun this whale enjoys farming. It is know that when the whale bounces the ball on its head it loses the majority of its knowledge, so it has to be re-taught all its tricks. This species of whale was known to walk on earth before humans were around. This whale is on the smaller scale in size, but is very fatty from the food it consumes. The trainer of this whale is of the highest quality that one could find in the nasty nati.

"The schimpfarian jumped through the air souring above the fiery ring that it gracefully whizzed through like a young whipper snapper."

"The schimpfarian blew a very high spike of water through its blow hole after preforming its 'Hippy Hula Hoop' routine."

by tricky Lil Ricky January 18, 2012

schimpfed

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.

1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project"
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"

by Æ December 12, 2008

shimpared

unable to lively shake the shoulders and hips; unable to shimmy

It was an ok dance, but Jane shouldn't have been in it. She's too shimpared.

by Brittany December 21, 2004

shimpact

To shit on impact , When a person dies from falling or being struck by something they shit at the instant of impact and death.

Did you hear the shimpact after that dude got hit by a car

by Cory B666 February 11, 2008

Schimped

Verb - To completely manipulate and abuse a project or API to the point at which it is as confusing as a greased pig on an Amtrak. Named posthumously for Rob Schimp.

"Why do we have 8 tables recording tax data for one sale?" "That project was Schimped"

by PotatoMan13 October 14, 2011