Mr. Schiller

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.

Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."

by Dureiz March 24, 2011

schillinger

Vernon "Vern" Schillinger, the Nazi on the TV show Oz. He burned a swastika into Beecher's ass. After a lot of abuse Beecher subsequently went crazy and took a crap in Schillinger's mouth.

Prisoner #92S110. Vern Schillinger. Convicted October 21, 1992. Aggravated assault in the first degree. Sentence: 8 years. Up for parole in 5.

by Bitcher April 8, 2004

schuller

The schuller is a hard nose bad ass son of a gun who doesnt take crap off of nobody.

Man that schuller dude punched that guy for asking him what time it was. Schuller is a hard ass!

by Arkguy December 19, 2016

schwilled out

gurnee way to say getting drunk!!

megan, chris david and ian all got schawilled out after school

man were fucking schwilled out lets go smoke a clove

by i to the an September 15, 2005

shillelagh

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish

Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!

by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004

Taylor Schilling

talented actress that plays the role of Piper Chapman in the true story series Orange is the New Black. Also starred along with Zac Efron in The Lucky One.

Taylor Schilling is really good as piper in oitnb

by domatic October 17, 2015

schilly

literally means "Shittily chilly" This is when it is really fucking cold and windy and it doesn't snow. This is usually the weather where your car ends up dying and you have to spend 20 minutes freezing your ass off.

"Dude it is -20 degrees and and -40 windchill without a fucking inch of snow on the ground."
"Yeah man, it really is schilly out today."

by The-Rev September 21, 2009