Schapelle Corby

Australian girl who has become a national hero/villian after she was charged with drug-smuggling in Denpasar airport. Since her charge several months ago, she has dominated all forms of media in Australia, and been the catalyst for a number of really funny events, including:
1. Prison inmate in Victoria testifies in Bali court
2. Baggage handler at Sydney airport caught with camel head on tarmac

Schapelle Corby- Gold Coast girl in Bali jail awaiting trial

by Akka April 20, 2005

Schafernaker scale

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.

"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"

by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009

Schapelle Corby

Slang term for cannabis.

Any cunt got any Shapelle Corby? I wanna roll a doobie.

by Edward Winston Price June 1, 2005

Schapelled

To do something ridiculously stupid and get caught

"Yeah Mr x tried to sneak into the concert, but he Schapelled it and got kicked out"

by Manbearunicorn February 16, 2014

Schafernakar

This phrase has come about after the latest TV blooper from BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernakar. He was seen giving the one finger salute to the newsreader just before his weather bulletin and to try and cover it up he did this hilarious hand gesture after the 'one finger salute' to hide the fact he'd sworn on air. You would use the word to describe a person having a fit or spak-attack at something they're not happy with.

I refused to pay the guy and he had a total schafernakar at me!

by Gubs73 August 18, 2010

Schapelle

She is the best, best friend ever, never fails to make you laugh or smile, is a nic addict, hates school, short, so beautiful, crazy, loud, lives to sing, is just the best bitch in the whole wide world

Is that Schapelle?

It must be look how short she is

by Jbod May 26, 2021

schaffen

to act a fool or like michael schafer.

Anthony was acting all crazy so Michael siad," Stop schaffen bro."

by michael growney January 31, 2009