shmamied

Drunk beyond all other forms of description

Last night I was shmamied

by jk537 December 27, 2007

schmieder

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.

I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

Rap:

My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.

by Schobinem July 21, 2011

Schrammed

The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"

Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)

by Chugwhump July 7, 2005

Shamimed

When you are fucked up, or when somebody done you over, or gave wrong advice. You are simply shamimed.

1) Thamim is a scammer; he shamimed the whole group.

by NotJekyllAnymore April 25, 2021

scammer get scammed

what young kids in fortnite say when they scam someone for a gun

"Aha! I got your nocturno! Scammer get scammed!"

by dankzach November 14, 2018

Schampier

To Schampier - Verb
To take the final sandwich

Bob just Schampiered Fred- he ate the last New York Deli!

by Benthesausageroll September 17, 2023

schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009