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Becca Schaeffer

The most beautiful woman in the world! The one I want to spend the rest of my life with <3 She is an amazingly strong willed, intelligent and sexy woman! If you ever find a Becca Schaeffer never let go of her because she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you!
Me: Man check out that Becca Schaeffer!
Brett: I wish I had me one, you're so lucky!
by rick senior May 26, 2011
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Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.
Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.
by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011
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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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