Scaramouche

One of the hottest mfs in a game called Genshin Impact. He’s also the sixth of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers.

He may be short but that’s because all of those inches went somewhere else 😏...

it went in his fucking hat. 😐 what did you think I was gonna say you dirty minded idiot. I obviously meant his hat, have you seen how big that thing is? It’s basically an umbrella.

Nah I’m just kidding, I did mean his dick. 😩‼️

Anyways he appears in an event that was a while ago so too bad for you if you missed it you should’ve started playing this amazing game earlier.

He’ll probably become a playable electro catalyst character later on.

Btw has a quite controlling and mean attitude which makes him 10x hotter

Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING! VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!

by Kaeya.simp March 10, 2021

Scaramouche

Scaramouche is a very sexc character from genshin impact. 😛😛😛
He is one of the Fatui Harbingers.

This biatch is probably like 5‘2 but could still rail me bc he ga dawmn sexy.
Scaramouche catboy supremacy 🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️
Simp simp simp simp simp

Anyways, He is so sexc like oh my gawd I can’t- I can’t- 😔😔😔
Saving all my primos for this stupid mf. 🤝🤝🤝
Pls to every wattpad author write more x reader fics with him 😪😪😪
Yeeee I need them for a school project 🤪😜😋🤪😛🤪😋
Anyways Stan Scaramouche for clear skin 😜😜😜😜😜

Normal person: Can you stop saying you want Scaramouche to rail you till your bones are broken ?? 😅😅😅

Me:... no

by Awoogaagowaga February 17, 2021

Scaramucci

Scaramucci
noun
scar-mōo-cheé
A unit of time, approximately 9.5-10 days.

I go through a pack of papertowels every Scaramucci.

by Peaceforus4ever July 31, 2017

Scaramouche

Scaramouche is the hottest scaramouche in genshin impact. Ever since I saw him I couldn't help but cream, and when I saw him again in the inazuma archon quest I (s)creamed. I was so happy and the way he would degrade me. He is my husband and I am his cum slut,he is so fine and So attractive. he ain't that tall bcs it all went to his penis. he is so attractive and I love him sm. I hope he becomes playable, I would c6 him, I would r5 his weapon, I would give him the best artifacts, I would delete all my artifacts and weapons of my other characters and only his will remain. I live and breathe to be his cum slut and that reason alone. I will do whatever I can in my power to please him and make him happy, for I am his.

Example:
Person A: why are you so obsessed with scaramouche?
Person B: because he is scaramouche.

by live laughs love scaramouche April 3, 2022

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by Arikaqo February 12, 2022

Scaramucci

Something that only lasts for 10 days.

"How long have you had that rash?"
"Oh about a Scaramucci"

"I broke up with her after a week and a half"
"Oh so you pulled a Scaramucci on her?"

by Eli91 July 31, 2017

Scaramouche

1. My husband (No one fact-check that)
2. He is hot
3. Best villain in Genshin Impact
4. He has big ding dong that can choke you
5. He is hot
6. He can kill you and you'd enjoy it

ex.1

person 1: OMG!! I just got c4 Scaramouche.
person 2: You're so lucky bestie!
person 3: I have c6....
person 1 and 2: Your such a simp.
person 3: I know. I love Scaramouche, no one can stop me

ex. 2
Scaramouche and Kazuha know each other and Scaramouche will not die.

by cumt June 17, 2021