The act of filling a female's three holes with some steamy hot man meat, such that she becomes watertight and thus seaworthy.
Jenny became seaworthy when she went to that UO football party last weekend. I heard that three guys parked their pink buses in her fur garages at once. Bitch became more seaworthy than the fucking Titanic that night.
by RonaldReaganIsSexy June 27, 2014
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Someone who deserves to get slapped for doing something stupid or bat shit crazy. The main purpose of this is to prevent them from doing further stupid, senseless, inappropriate, dumbass behaviors. Punishment of the extremely stupid is for their own good, learn some manners and don't do things that piss other people off and you will stop being slapworthy.
Ruining lives makes you slapworthy.
by SupremeRuleroftheUniverse11 September 20, 2016
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Get the shunworthy mug.A text sent by one party reprehensible enough where the other party feels compelled or justified to leave them on seen.
Friend 1: She left me on seen like a few hours ago, but question, what I said wasn't seenworthy is it?
Friend 2: Oh not at all! I mean at worst you made her rethink how to approach this
Friend 1: Okay good!
Friend 2: Oh not at all! I mean at worst you made her rethink how to approach this
Friend 1: Okay good!
by Totallynotnoah1 December 10, 2018
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Get the Slapworthy mug.When your waifu already ate but walks into the room and eats the crispy chicken skin that you spent 1hr perfecting, literally just as it is perfect. OR when she grabs the skin off your KFC and wraps it around her own chips. - but you allow it because you love her
by Disordely August 16, 2023
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