smallgasms

The tingeling sensation in your pants which sends your body into a state of contractions caused by freshness.

The fresh grass in the Thin Red Line gave me a smallgasms.

by maggulfsen August 8, 2016

slapgasm

the sound a soda can makes when it is opened

this Mountain Dew made a glorious slapgasm!

by TheCoblin Freeman October 25, 2007

Scalplas

A person, usually named Nicholas/Nichlas, or Nikolas/Niklas in nordic countries, who is also a habitual scalper.

Dude, did you already sell the RTX3090 you JUST bought? Isn't that the third graphics card this month? You are such a scalplas!

by Lazermannen September 9, 2021

scatgasm

When you masturbate on the toilet and shit as you cum.

I overhead the man in the stall next to me masturbating while shitting; he finished both at the same time. I said to him, “Did you just have a scatgasm?”

by Turdquavius Dinglemeyer February 27, 2025