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Saville Horizon

The point of no return in a long tedious meeting when attendee's brains are no longer capable of rational thought, and all meaningful contributions generate into Jimmy Saville impressions

Like an event horizon, once crossed there is nothing you can do to go back.
dave: i know this meeting's dragging on, but we need to come to a decision.

paul: OK, ok, now then - (preparing to make a salient point)

(gary): now then now then

(jim): jewellery jewellery

paul: no, look I'm serious. Dave, do you...

(sally): ...like the music of Showaddywaddy?

(gary): OK that's it folks, we're over the Saville Horizon. We're not going to get any further - let's come back to this tomorrow

(meeting ends)
by pignudger July 29, 2010
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Saville

(Adjective) saville - any form of sexual harassment
Eg. *Your friend is feeling up a random girl in the club*
"That's pretty saville, mate..."
by CafeMunt May 19, 2016
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Ben Saville

(be-n savyl) (n.): the term used to descirbe being done over in some very obscure way, usually be a good mate.
(v): Action of doing said offense to a friend
(n): Oh shit mate i got Ben Savilled last night, it was awful. I had another quater of a bottle of vodka poured into my drink without knowing it, I was so hammered and I made a tit out of myself

(v.): I'm going to Ben Saville him later. I'm going to take all of his left shoes away.
by Evil-Eyes20 January 16, 2010
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Savilled

The act of goin out with the bois and get fucked up with no permission of superior
We are getting savilled tonite
by Tittybong Terror August 12, 2018
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saville row

Another name for Parkhead where Celtic play their home games. This is due to the clubs long association with Jimmy Saville , their history and shared interests.
They're having to play at saville row, dettol baths afterwards.
by Sporting integrity August 25, 2022
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Saville

A sexy man with mates like Beau selecta, james bagley, jay hussaine, but not jack cole becoz he's a pussy.
"saville was with your sister last night jack!"

"you shag her?"

"fukin ryt boi!"
by jackie the gay December 15, 2008
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Shrillery

The act of being totally filled with nausea at the sound of a high pitched person who is wearing pants suits or dressed like a communist party member.
The person became shrillery every time he heard her speaking on television.
by hasmark July 18, 2016
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