Savina

A Savina is a beautiful girl that gets all the best guys. Everyone wants to be around her positive, badass energy. Savinas are also known to be very superstitious. A Savina is also caring for everyone, and can't hold grudges for long.

Person 1: "Hey yo, did you see that beautiful girl at the party?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! That girl is a regular Savina!"

by KIKO! November 18, 2019

Daylight savings time

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

by the coolest kid in school August 22, 2019

alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013

Savana

The baddest bitch on the block she is funny and she speaks her mind she has no filter to what she says. She can also be very violent if you piss her off or hurt one of her friends.She is gorgeous and anyone would be lucky to date her. But she has high standards in a relationship so don’t play around. She also holds grudges so be careful what you say…

Yo did you see Savana today? She’s stunning

by XxCry babyxx April 21, 2019

Savion

Savion is the type of person who you can go to for advice. He’s trustworthy, keeps your problems between you and him. A chill ass friend who likes to spend time with his family and homeboys. He’s a very nice person with a big heart. Has a goofy ass personality, but he’s also an intellectual and is very intelligent. An all around amazing and hardworking athlete whether it’s on the court, field, etc. He’s obsessed with staying fit. He’s strong both mentally and physically. Just a little disclaimer; he’s shy when you first meet him, but once he gets comfortable around you, he’s the complete opposite.

Girl 1: Omg have you met Savion?!
Girl 2: No, he seems shy

by WassupEssay March 13, 2021

saving a rough draft

When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.

Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.

by this_is_not_the_target_market April 18, 2011