Shaterbating

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.

Are you really shaterbating in there?

by mustang3592 March 20, 2011

sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while sad.

"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."

by BMasterTempt May 17, 2015

sturbatin'

Slang for masturbation. Used when you dont really wanna fuckin say masturbation.

Bro I was sturbatin' to Janine in my pants.

by fucheehater2009 June 3, 2016

Saturdaying

To get day drunk, hangout with dope people, and likely go to jail

Yo man! We went Saturdaying last week and I fucked a fat chick!

Whoa....definitely a Saturday type thing

by Fuck122 May 18, 2019

slasturbating

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate

John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day

by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011

sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.

Steve's girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he's been sadsturbating.

by Ratung July 11, 2014

Maturbating

To masturbate maturely, typically while wearing a monocle, top hat, and smoking from a corn cob pipe

I wish to partake in the act of Maturbating, where did I leave my monocle and cob pipe?

by Veretus September 5, 2010